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Just wanted to say that I have been following you for five years now. You are one of the most special people on here and I am happy to have met you here.

Namaste.

We all love you.

I’d thought I’d try a new tack since a single posting about losing my luggage got me to the 10th spot yesterday.

Get your mind out of the gutter Steve.

Air Canada neglected to put the same suitcase they lost a couple of months ago on my flight back home last night. This time, however, they found it in two hours and got it to me 5 minutes ago. Things are looking up.

>http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/gosh-darn-sarah-maybe-canadas-health-care-isnt-so-bad/article1494445/

this is the answer to the question: how do you spell hypocrite?

“http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/yahoocanada/100309/canada/oscars__big_mysteries_explained”>

I feel just like I won the silver in the men’s olympic hockey final except that I’m happier with my medal than the Americans were with theirs.

the time it’s taking to pass Obama’s health care plan

I have an ottoman

its black leather and on casters

it has a top that turns over

and becomes a tray

and inside is space

for stuff

I have a lot of stuff

some of it can go in an ottoman

the ottoman I have, for instance

which is black leather and on casters

with a top that turns over

and with space inside

I never had an ottoman before

either black or leather or on casters

with or without a top that turns into a tray

with or without room for stuff

I never had a lot of stuff

but I do now

and some of it goes in an ottoman

that is black leather and on caster

and which has a top that turns into a tray

with space for my stuff in it

Their lives are  ”poor, nasty, brutish, and short”.

Just like my memory.